Sunday, May 13, 2012

MY INTERNET BROADBAND BILL COLLECTOR

My internet broadband bill collector from Reliance is an amusing character.He comes to collect my bill in the first week of every month.He sits on a special sofa in my living room and asks for a drink  of water and as soon as all the formalities are over he starts feeling drowsy and within minutes begins recollecting a life in Assam in 1607.He was a Zaminder and he was referred to as Raj Singh.He was riding his horse chariot one cold day in the winter when he spotted Reshma,a poor but a very attractive widow who was 40 and who worked in his farms.He was 24 but he couldn't help feeling lust rising up in his body when he saw the voluptous widow planting saplings in his farm.He started making love to her regularly on the meadows and fields.Soon,he was caught redhanded by the villagers and was beaten to death along with the widow.At this point my bill collector would wake up in a breathless state and remain dazed for sometime.Almost anyone,who sits or lies down in that magical sofa in my living room since 2006 gets transported to past lives or sees the Gods and angels.

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